As mentioned in a previous post, while here in Vietnam we have witnessed a large contingent of the baby population driving motorbikes. Statistics show that babies are the #1 cause of all traffic accidents in Vietnam, and the situation is only getting worse. Babies are careless, wear no helmets, and don't respect traffic laws. I snapped a few images of these menaces below:
Baby makes an illegal left hand turn.
This baby cares more about style and color coordination than the road.
This baby is completely lost (babies have poor sense of direction). The woman in the backseat is obviously upset and breaks into dance.
This "show off" is driving with no hands on the wheel.
While this baby looks at his new baby toupee in the rearview mirror, who's watching the road?? Despite this baby's good looks and fresh new head of hair, this is an accident waiting to happen.
Baby reading a magazine while driving!
Again, baby chooses style over the road (and as per usual, wears no helmet). Don't let the cute orange shades deceive you. This hellian will cut you off without a second thought.
This abnormally large baby has grown tired of driving and cares even less about obeying traffic laws. This lackluster attitude more common in the 'older generation' of babies is giving babies of all shapes and sizes a bad name.
Though banned, babies have begun running their own illegal taxi rings. Who can blame them? Babies need to put food on the table like the rest of us.
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